Super Bowl Preview

The Pope enjoys the Super Bowl like everyone else. While most people are focused on the Giants pass rush, Tom Brady, or 19-0 for the Patriots, the Pope is also focused on providing the world with his favorite recipe for Super Bowl Sunday. Here goes:

The Pope's famous Rotel dip >> Nothing is as good with a game on as a big bowl of rotel dip, with tortilla chips (preferably Tostitos Scoops). Here is the very simple recipe: 1 block of Velveeta (original, not any of that fat free sh*t), 2 cans of hot or regular Rotel brand chopped tomotoes, 1 log of sausage, jalepino juice, and tabasco sauce (and of course chips). First, you must brown the sausage in a pan. Cook completely, and make sure to drain as much grease off as you'd prefer. Use tabasco sauce on the meat while it cooks. Next, or really during the meat cooking, put the velveeta, 1.5 cans of Rotel, and about 1/4 cup of jalepino juice into a bowl. Melt the

velveeta in 3 minute intervals in the bowl, pausing to stir throughly after each 3 minute interval. After about 9 minutes of melting the cheese and rotel, its time to put the meat in. Stire, then microwave for 2 minutes twice, stirring after each 2 minute interval. Voila! Dip is ready to eat. Be careful how much tabasco sauce you use on the meat, especially if you buy hot sausage and hot rotel instead of regular for each. The jalepino juice will bring a kick also.

Official Holy Wager for the Super Bowl >>

The Pope has picked the Giants a lot this year on the road and been rewarded. A lot of people are picking the underdog, almost trying to will this to be a close game. The line has moved around a bit, but I agree with the masses. The Giants have a great sense of nothing to lose, and I think the Patriots D will be susceptible to Jacobs/Bradshaw/Burress. If Eli Manning plays well, which I think he will, the G Men will cover. The Giants are going to have to have a pass rush from hell to win though >> Patriots 28 Giants 24

My season record will be updated after the Super Bowl. You can view it in the upper left hand corner. I will summarize it next week. Enjoy the game!