Friday, October 26, 2007
Holy Wagers - October 27th Weekend
College Games
Tulsa -14 vs. SMU [Most Blessed Wager of the Week] >> SMU is horrible, and Tulsa can score points. I dont see this one being close at all. Check out SMU's season long record and who they have played and you will like this game even more. Prediction - Tulsa 42 SMU 17
Hawaii -27 vs. New Mexico St >> This game is in Hawaii, and the Rainbow Warriors need to keep pounding the opposition for a chance at a BCS bowl bid. This game should be high scoring and I think Hawaii will win big and cover. Prediction - Hawaii 55 New Mex St 24
California +3 @ Arizona St >> Its time to see how good AState is. Its also time for Cal to stop their 2 game losing streak. Tedford is a good coach and the Cal speed will be on display and win this game straight up. Prediction - Cal 35 Arizona St 21
PRO GAMES
Saints -3 @ 49ers >> This is a tough one, but I think the Saints are finally playing up to their potential. Throw in Trent Dilfer for the 49ers and you have an inept offense against a good offense. If the Saints defense and special teams play well they will win by a touchdown, which is what Im predicting - Saints 24 49ers 17
Bucs -3.5 vs. Jaguars >> The Jags will likely have a beat up David Garrard or possibly Quinn Gray (who?) playing QB for them. The Bucs are undefeated at home, and the Jags are coming off a tough defeat. MJD for the Jags will be a bit banged up also. Prediction - Bucs 24 Jaguars 10
Giants -9.5 vs. Miami (in London) >> I think the Giants will run the ball and score at will against the helpless Dolphins. I just dont see Miami being able to score more than 17 on the Giants tough defense, and I dont see the Giants scoring less than 28. Prediction - Giants 35 Dolphins 14
Best of luck this week.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
"We're Better than Yall"

Down south especially here in Memphis, my home, all I hear on the radio, as well as in the undertones of conversations with many of my friends is that every team outside of the SEC plays "no one". Also prevalent is that these teams are all "soft". SEC fans criticize every program and conference not of their own and that essentially tells me that they think that college football is no good outside of the SEC. Of course this is a stereotype, but here goes - I think SEC fans are overly confident/delusional and ignorant to college football outside of their world.
In this past offseason, you hear "Pac10 is soft" from all USC hating SEC fans, and even from LSU coach Les Miles. I dont hear those people as loudly now with Cal, Oregon, USC, and Arizona St all solid teams performing mostly better than expected.
For all mentions of teams like Michigan, Ohio St, Boston College, USC, Cal, and Penn St - SEC fans will say something bad typically from the following choices:
a.) they have no speed
b.) they play no one
c.) a reference to the Ohio St vs Florida national championship game
d.) a cocktail of the previous 4
People fail to mention that USC, Cal, and Penn St have all embarrassed SEC teams in the past two years, or that the Big Ten is 6-5 against SEC teams over the past 4 years. Excuses follow for all of these counter points, of which many more exist.
On the flip side, Ohio St got embarrassed by Florida in the championship game last year. Embarrassed. And this was a telling game to the country, revealing the ABC overhype of the Ohio St team. The only unfortunate part of that game, is that more fuel was added to the "SEC is better than yall" fire.
That game will be the undertone of what I am predicting now - a Florida vs Ohio St rematch in the national championship game. I will take a hungry Ohio St and the points all day against an overconfident SEC team, much like the 2002 national championship game.
There, my rant is done. I guess opinions like this is why college football is king.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Crazy 8's

Recruiting Help

Holy Wagers Results Posted

Friday, October 19, 2007
Holy Wagers - Pro Football October 21st

Thursday, October 18, 2007
Holy Wagers - October 20th Weekend

Rutgers +2 vs USF (Thursday night special!!) - Rutgers is at home, they have a very good running game. I am not sold on the turnover prone USF Green Knights and dont see how they escape this game. Prediction: Rutgers 24 USF 21
Florida -6.5 @ Kentucky [Most Blessed Wager of the Week!!!] - Just another day in the SEC where the good teams beat each other up. Kentucky cannot possibly top the top two SEC teams in consecutive weeks can they? Florida might even be better than LSU and I think they will show it this Saturday - bigtime. Prediction: Florida 48 Kentucky 28
Louisville -3 @ UConn - Louisville has no defense, but they certainly have an offense. And while they may not be a top ranked team anymore, they are definitely not chopped liver. I expect UConn to fear the previous version of Louisville and the Cardinals to win a close one. Prediction: Louisville 41 UConn 31
Michigan St +17.5 @ Ohio St - Most Spartan teams meltdown this time of year. This new coach is a strict disciplinarian, and has the Spartans running the ball very well and playing hard. I expect Ohio St to win comfortably, but the best running back duo in the big 10 will control the clock a bit and allow 17.5 points to be close enough. Prediction: Michigan St 20 Ohio St 31
Pro picks will come out tomorrow, Friday morningish.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Notre Dame vs. USC Week
Its a special week for Notre Dame and USC football fans. Yes, records up to this point are thrown out the window (much to the delight of the 1-6 Irish fans) in what many call the greatest Intersectional Rivalry in all of college football.There is a great summary/history of the rivalry here, straight from the gurus at Wikipedia. For instance, Knute Rockne's wife was a main reason the Irish play USC every year as a rival instead of Nebraska. She wanted to hit up some warm weather and convinced Knute to play USC instead of Nebraska.
This is a very big game for both teams. It might not be as bitter as the regional rivalries of Auburn vs Alabama, or Ohio St vs Michigan, but a win for either team is a very big deal. USC has beaten the Irish 5 straight games, and have never beaten Notre Dame 6 times in a row. The series record still favors the Irish (42-31-5); although lately, its hard to remember the days when the Irish were favored over the Trojans.
(The Obvious) Keys to Victory for the 2007 edition of the rivalry, for Notre Dame of course:
- Win the Time of Possession Battle - Pretty simple, we need to get a ground game and sustain some drives. Their offense is cold right now but its still USC.
- Win the Special Teams Battle - Our special teams have been awful this season. We need stops on all punt and kickoff returns, and we need to give ourself a few huge pickups in field position.
- Execute more screen plays (no run game, must execute these on all out blitz) - We have no sustainable ground game this season. Screen plays have always been Weis's way of stopping over-aggressive defenses that prevent us from running. However, our O-lineman this year are young and look like monkeys trying to hump a football when we call a screen play. We need at least a few screen plays to work in this game.
- Complete at least 3 passes of 30 yards or more - Completing these gets us yards in a hurry, and it keeps the defense on its heels a bit more. This will protect our QB and open up what little running lanes there might be.
- Win turnover battle (at least 2 for us and 1 or none for them) - Obvious obvious obvious
- Wear these throwback uniforms >>> The Irish have already announced that they will be wearing yellow pants and kelley green jerseys like to the right, to honor the 1977 National Championship team. Also, Adidas has it in their contract with us that we need to introduce a new special jersey every few years. I dont mind them but would prefer suprise I guess.
- Dont let either of these happen again


The Pope also wants to give a special blessing to Sacred Heart Catholic Church in South Bend, for using fantastic discretion on this church signage:
The Pope's prediction: USC 28 Notre Dame 31
Yes, Im predicting a victory, despite the low chance of the Irish being successful on #2 and #3 of the keys to victory (not to mention the others!). I am not sure USC's offense is going to be able to score 30 on us, and I think we can score 20 on them. There will be a play or two go our way and we'll win.
GO IRISH BEAT TROJANS!!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Holy Wagers - Updated Results

Titans Wrapup

- Our defense played great the whole game, so 13 points by the other team should be low enough bar for our offense
- Jeff Garcia through a critical pass on the drive when he was arguably across the line of scrimmage
I've searched YouTube and cannot find video footage of the play. It was so close that it at least should have been reviewed, being in the last minute of the game and on a critical third down conversion. No replay occurred, and the Bucs were in position to kick a game winning field goal.
The offense was largely stagnant the entire game, but having Vince Young out with an injury most of the second half didnt help either.
Next week the Titans play at Houston in a huge game for both teams. Winning this game will give the Titans a legup over all division teams except the Colts, as winning the AFC South is likely impossible and a wild-card birth is more likely this teams goal. With the game being in his hometown, I bet Vince Young will play and play very well.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Dirty Laundry

"Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry "
Thank you Don Henley for that magical song, "Dirty Laundry".
In a game that the Irish were going to need some breaks to win, the Irish got very few and came up short, losing to #5 ranked (now #2 in the BCS) Boston College 27 - 14. A flag happy officiating crew certainly didn't help either.
A few notes from the game, which the Pope attended:
- Our defense played well, especially given the short field our offense gave them on two drives (more on that later). Matt Ryan took the checkdown receiver on nearly every pass, and handled our blitz very well. We gave up very few big plays, and even scored a TD. More pressure on Ryan would have been the only realistic improvement our defense could have made in the game, but certainly they were blitzing and at least trying to rattle the QB.
- It might just be bad karma from the 4th and 9 play in 2005, but its time for Ambrose Wooden to see the bench and not the field. The guy continues to be around the play and make tackles, but on receivers that he failed to cover. I might be picking on him too much, but I get an awful feeling whenever I see #22 on the field or around the ball.
- The stadium was loud in the second half. I was happy to see Irish fans cheering and feeling that a victory was never in doubt until 5 minutes to go in the game.
- A few huge officiating calls that proved to be the difference between an overtime game or even an outright win for the Irish:
- Geoff Price's knee being called "down" during a low, botched snap on a punt. The punter was never pressured and booted a solid 45 to 50 yard punt, only to have the ball marked where he caught the snap. The drive for BC resulted in a TD, given the very short field they had due to the play. Ive said time and time again, the NFL rule of being down only when another player on the defense tackles or touches a player while down needs to be applied to college. This was ludicrous as he was simply trying to balance himself to catch the snap, which he did. The real problem might be with the rule, but none the less Price's knee touched the ground for just a split second, and the call never should have been made.
- Excessive celebration after the Irish closed the gap 20-14 after a defensive touchdown on an interception return by true freshman Brian Smith [Note: After the game the Pope saw Brian Smith and Gary Gray at Buffalo Wild Wings on Grape Rd. The Pope gave Brian a blessing for his big play and noted that he liked the "Asian Zing" buffalo sauce.] The Irish team piled up in the end zone, celebrating the score as a team. However, the officials saw this as excessive. They should have seen the Pope in the parking lot before the game, who would have been penalized for excessive drinking. Either way, we gave BC the ball on our own 40, promptly resulting in another TD out of their 3 total.
- 4th & 1, 5 minutes to go in the game, the Irish score a touchdown on a play action pass to Robby Parris. The gutsy call pulled the Irish to 27 to 21 after the extra pt . . . but no, holding was called on the play by LG Mike Turkovich. Thats a tough call to make on a play that certainly was the play of the game. I haven't been able to see the replay, but I hope it was a blatant tackle/hold, because anything less likely would not have affected the play and thus should have not changed the game. The Irish would have kicked off to BC with 3 timeouts in a 27 to 21 game with 5 minutes to go - and the stadium would have been rocking. Instead, the Irish had to go for a 4th down and 10 and came up short.
- 3rd and 12 one play before the call above. Evan Sharpely amazingly escapes pressure to deliver the ball to Carlson for what looks to be a 12 yard gain and a first down. The spot is then reviewed up in the booth, which was the first booth review of a spot of this type I had ever seen in a college game. The officials move the ball back a half of a yard, setting up the 4th and 1 mentioned above. This was only wild because a) it happened back to back with the above terrible call and b) Ive never seen a spot review that the other team or an official on the field did not request.
- My favorite officiating move of the game was in many ways the most telling. Irish Tight End John Carlson stepped back from the line to go into a standard motion in the backfield, which tight ends do probably 40% of the plays on the Irish offense. The flag-happy referee immediately through a flag, jumping the gun on what he thought was a false start. He then picked up the flag and corected his mistake. Despite his correction, he still looked like a complete idiot that was obviously throwing flags at everything.
- Referee quote of the day on the stadium loud speaker: "Please put Nyinne Teeehnn on the clock." I'm from Tennessee so I guess I cant make fun.
To be fair, the Irish had a few roughing the passer penalties in our favor that were very likely bad calls. The officials did not blow this game, but they certainly didnt provide the Irish much of a chance given how ineffective our offense and especially rushing game performed.
I wish the officials would eat their dirty laundry after that game.Thursday, October 11, 2007
Holy Wagers - October 13th Weekend

Browns -4.5 vs. Dolphins - The Dolphins are awful, and the Browns can score some points. I expect the Browns to run away with this one, especially with the Dolphins having no QB with Trent Green retiring. Cleveland 35 Miami 17
Texans +6.5 @ Jaguars - The AFC South is turning into one of the toughest divisions in football. I expect all of these games to be close as Houston is much tougher and Jacksonville can be inconsistent. Remember, Houston beat JAX twice last season, so I will take the points in this close game. Jaguars 21 Houston 17
Giants -3.5 @ Falcons - Eli and Plaxico come to play on Monday night, but the real work is done on the ground by Brandon Jacobs and the Giants big play defense. I think it will be high scoring and not close - Giants 35 Falcons 27
Best of luck to those of you out there. Remember, betting one unit on all games and two units on the most blessed pick of the week is the Pope's recommended strategy.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Holy Wagers Results - Week 4 (Oct 6th Wkend)

Saint & Heretic of the Week - October 6th Weekend

Heretics of the Week - UCLA Bruins DE Bruce Davis and CB Trey Brown
These guys talked some smack, and then got beatdown. I'm sorry, but you just dont trash talk to a team that hasn't been close to winning all season. Because then, when you lose to this team, people like me get to openly make fun of you in the blog world. I doubt anyone is listening, but kudos to you two knuckleheads for motivating the Irish and looking stupid.
A recap of the bulletin board material last week before the game:

If only these two guys knew the motivation they provided the Irish:
ND coach Charlie Weis said his offensive line performed well.``Number 44 (Davis) helped them out,’’ Weis said. ``You don’t think they noticed when someone says you’re a pile of crap?’’
Monday, October 8, 2007
Winning Ugly

Hitting Refresh

Thursday, October 4, 2007
Holy Wagers - October 6th Weekend

- College Record > 8 - 2
- Pro Record > 3-4-2
- Net Betting Units Up (Down) > + 5
All games are one betting unit, unless noted. The "Most Blessed" Pick of the Week is two units. Now on to this week's picks:
College Games
Oklahoma -11 vs. Texas > The favorite has covered the last 9 years in this game, in a series that hasnt featured many close games. OU is the favorite, Texas has injuries at QB, and both are coming off losses. OU was a national championship contending team and will show that talent in this game. Prediction: OU 38 Texas 14
Ohio State - 7 vs. Purdue > I got to watch Purdue play last week, and they had an awful second half against the Irish. We passed all day on them, and even outgained the mighty Purdue offense in total yards. I think in the horseshoe, this Purdue team will lay down like a cheap tent on national television. Prediction: Ohio State 45 Purdue 20
Hawaii -39.5 vs. Utah St > Hawaii is at home, and needs to keep rolling big to have a chance at a BCS bowl. Hawaii has covered against these guys the last two years, including 63 to 10 last year. Hawaii is especially good this year, while Utah St is especially bad. Not close - Hawaii 70 Utah St 24. [Note: This is a high spread, yes. But remember I picked Arkansas -36 last week and they covered that spread by more than 20 points against North Texas. Its worth a look]
THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!!!! ***South Carolina -3.5 vs. Kentucky*** [Most Blessed Pick of the Week] > The talk is all about Kentucky, but they are human my friends. Columbia is very tough place to play, and tonights crowd will be extremely roucous. The bigger story than Kentucky, to me, is can South Carolina impress in front of a national TV audience. South Carolina has only lost to LSU, but gave them a decent game. Kentucky's defense gives up to many yards on the ground, and their offense will sputter a bit with all this hype and pressure finally hitting them. You heard it here - South Carolina 35 Kentucky 21
Pro Games
Steelers -5.5 vs. Seahawks > Pitt is very tough at home, especially coming off a loss. Seattle is good but the cross country travel and the ghosts of Super Bowl 40 will not let them get off the ground in this game. Steelers 31 Seattle 21
Ravens -3.5 @ 49ers > The Ravens burned me last week against the Browns. Not this week, playing agianst their old QB Trent Dilfer for the 49ers. I just dont see the Ravens losing this game, as the 49ers offense does not match up well against the Ravens D. Ravens 24 49ers 17
Cardinals -3.5 @ Rams > The Cardinals are playing good offensive football, especially with Edge James. The Rams will be starting Gus Frerotte . . . no, thats not a misprint. Bulger is out and the O-line is decimated. The away team has won the last 4 meetings between these guys. Cardinals 28 Rams 21
And remember . . . Barney loves Soulja Boy
Monday, October 1, 2007
Saint & Heretic of the Week - September 29th Weekend

Golden Tate . . . what a name. A Notre Dame name. Hopefully his progress the rest of this season will continue, as we desperately need a deep threat at WR. Who's next to breakout? The 6 foot 4 Duval Kamara, who some might argue already has. In reality, we've seen some great short routes from him, but nothing deep yet.
Runner up for Saint of the Week - Mike Gundy. Hilarious and awesome. I enjoyed this guy's rant. His passion was unquestioned and so was his loyalty to his team and players. Lots of sportswriters (not all) are arrogant academic liberals that twist facts to their own tune, creating a story out of nothing. Gundy may have gone a bit overboard, but sometimes a bit overboard is exactly the best way to send a message. Enjoy this video as well:
Heretic of the Week - Urban Meyer 
This guy made a play that I absolutely despise in football. The timeout right before a field goal for the opposing team is kicked, yet the kicker is not stopped and kicks a meaningless kick anyway.
Holy Wagers - Week 3 Results

Post- week 3 picks, here are the season pick standings for the Vatican (click here to see my picks I made last week for week 3):
- Wins = 11
- Losses = 6
- Push = 2
- College Record 8-2
- Pro Record 3-4-2
- Net Betting Units = +5 (for the season)
I lost my Most Blessed Pick of the week in Michigan, but won 3/4 games. Unfortunately the most blessed pick was 2 units, so that loss only gave me +1 unit for college and -1 unit for Pro, net, for week 3 of my picks. Michigan won by 12 but was 5 points short of covering.My favorite pick that worked out was Arkansas -36 over North Texas, as they won by more than 50 points.
This was my worst week yet, but I still broke even on betting units and was 4-3 on the picks. Not bad. Lets keep it going for the Pope.
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