THE POPE: Charlie, the pleasure is all mine. Im glad you have come to this meeting.
WEIS: No problem your highness. I have a lot of repenting to do.
THE POPE: [muttered under his breath] (your goddamn right you do . . .)
WEIS: UH, Excuse me? Did I hear you say something.
THE POPE: Nothing, just have a slight cough (cough cough). Charlie, we are very happy here to speak. What might you be speaking about this evening?
WEIS: I was going to talk about the commitment Notre Dame football has to excellence in character, grades, and on the field play.
THE POPE: 2 outta 3 aint bad - in baseball you'd be the greatest hitter ever at that average
WEIS: The on the field excellence wasn't there last year, but its coming.
THE POPE: I agree Charlie, I agree. San Diego St, Syracuse, Navy, Washingon, Stanford - must have bought a lot of indulgences for that 2008 schedule, Charlie
WEIS: Not sure what that means. I think we are going to be better next year not just because of the schedule, but because our team will be a year older and more experienced, and much bigger.
THE POPE: Experience is overrated. So is size. Especially in your case . . .
WEIS: Whats that supposed to mean!?
THE POPE: Your NFL experience is a bit overrated, dont you think? Thats what I meant.
WEIS: Possibly. I think its a selling point in recruiting.
THE POPE: Thats like saying my experience loving God is a great selling point for me with the ladies.
WEIS: ?!?!
THE POPE: Moving along now. As long as you stay focused, not paying attention to what the fans say, any dumb websites, or blogs, then I think your 2008 season will go well. Maybe much more like your 1st season in South Bend
WEIS: Thanks your eminence.
There you have it. Historic conversation, recorded for you, right here at VaticanSmoke.com.
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