Showing posts with label Barry Bonds. Show all posts
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Thursday, May 1, 2008

American Idol

Even the Pope needs to modernize things a bit, add a little cultural flair to his world of sports. What better than the beacon of American TV ratings, American Idol. What songs would sports figures sing if they were contestants on Idol?

This week's band: Insane Clown Posse


Yes sirr, your favorite band of the late 90's . . . the INSANE CLOWN POSSE. They may look like the crazy guys that could barely read and were always getting into fights at your high school. Sure they dropped out two weeks before graduation, but thats because they had a sick hot record deal with Infuego Records . . . what an awesome late 90s generation X band.

This week's contestants performing Insane Clown Posse songs: Brady Quinn, Ray Lewis, Roger Clemens, West Virginia Athletic Department, John Daly, and Barry Bonds

And now to the performances . . .



Brady Quinn - "Pass Me By" - A lyrical explosion to phoenetically grasp Brady's feelings during the 2007 NFL Draft.



Ray Lewis - "I Stab People" - Ok, he was acquitted. But it doesn't get old.



Roger Clemens - "Another Love Song" - Another day another gal eh Roger?



WVU Athletic Department - "I Want My Sh*t" - Sang by the whole department to one Rich Rodriguez. Rich Rodriguez's response, "No habla englais".





John Daly - "Down with the Clown" - I just love John Daly, despite appearing to be a clown at times.



Barry Bonds - "Play With Me" - You want a drug filled 43 year old with bad knees, a badder attitude, and a head so big it might explode? Hey Barry - New Era just called - they dont have the machinery to make size 9.25" hats. No team for you.




Even the Pope listens to the I.C.P. Next week's band follows a similar theme . . . House of Pain. Seacrest out.