Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Tigers Belong

While the Pope is typically more interested in the St Louis Cardinals, Memphis Grizzlies, and Notre Dame, the Pope is also a huge University of Memphis fan. Is the Pope now getting on the bandwagon? Please.

Being a lifelong Memphian, and a member of a family where 3/4 members attended the University, my spot on the bandwagon has been reserved since my childhood. True Memphis Tigers fans know names like Win Wilfong, Baskerville Holmes, Keith Lee (the greatest Tiger ever, pictured in black and white),John Mclaughlin, Billy Smith, Cheyenne Gibson, and Elliot Perry in the late 80s, Ben Spiva, Penny Hardaway (pictured), David Vaughn, Chris Garner, Michael "Quarters on top of the Backboard" Wilson, Rodney Newsome, and Justin Wimmer of the early and mid-90's, Tic "Tac Hoe" Price (pictured) and both his taste for 20 year old female students and his no name players that included Kelly Wise, and God knows who else, and now the current run to greatness with names like CDR, Dorsey, Rose, Anderson, and co. The Pope has been there and been a fan.


Now with the Tigers advancing to the school's 3rd ever Final Four, the Tigers' basketball tradition is being put in the national spotlight. Unfortunately, the Tigers are considered the "Clampett's" that have been invited to a party of royal American families like the Rockefeller's (North Carolina), the Carnegie's (Kansas), and Stanford's (UCLA), as one Newsweek writer put it this week. While the Tigers have no where near the tradition of their Final Four co-members Kansas (3rd winningest program of all time, notable players included Adolph Rupp and Dean Smith, 13 Final Fours, 2 NCAA Championships), North Carolina (2nd Winningest team of all time, 17 Final Fours, 4 NCAA Championships), or UCLA (5th Winningest team of all time, 18 Final Fours, 11 NCAA Titles!), the Tigers do have tradition of their own.


Here is a brief synopsis and history of the University of Memphis basketball program. I found it a fantastic read, even though its on Wikipedia. Who can forget the 24-0 run to start the game against hated rival Louisville in 1989 at their place? Or what about the overtime game against Arkansas in 1996, with the fabled "hand-check" by Chris Garner? Some great moments growing up for me, to be sure. There is a more detailed history of U of M basketball on the Memphis website, by clicking here and here.


The Tigers are entering their 3rd Final Four (1973, 1985, 2008), and their first under John Calipari. The Tigers have been a competitive program through the years, despite the fact that they have never been able to settle into a solid conference. The Tigers have moved from the Missouri Valley Conference (1966-1976), to the Metro Conference (1976-1992), then the Great Midwest Conference (1992-1995), and currently Conference USA (1995-present). Each of these conferences has been considered a second tier or lower level conference in basketball, creating a stigma that the Tigers and whatever gaudy record they might have mean nothing compared to major programs.

Despite the Tigers run through less than major conferences, the program and University has not sat around and waited, but has been trying to up their conference affiliation. The moves in 1976, 1992, and 1995 show that. If the Tigers would have been in the SEC or another major conference (which someday I believe they will), I believe the program would have a few more Final Fours and maybe even a national championship in the trophy case.

This weekend, just like last weekend, will see the discussion of two major stigmas about the Tigers. First, the aforementioned "Conference USA sucks - how good can the Tigers be?" discussion. This is pretty much a true statement in and of itself. But when its used to define or measure how good Memphis is, this thought process becomes ignorance. Good teams are good because of what they do, not who they play. Playing weaker competition has many benefits many forget - like building confidence, and honing your game under more favorable conditions. Any comentator worth his salt will give another reason for not liking Memphis besides conference affiliation.

The second stigma is more interesting, and one that the Pope thinks might be up for a socialogist to discuss. There is a stigma that Memphis plays "streetball" and has players that are "talented" but not necessarily smart. Why? To some, their style of play might not be as graceful or traditional as the other final four teams. To others race might be a factor. Memphis has all African-American players. Memphis is a largely African American populated city. Memphis is rather unknown, as a city, University, and as a basketball team. What do people do when they aren't very familiar with something? They generalize and use stereotypes. So when a person watching Memphis for the first time sees the all African American team with "Memphis" on their jerseys, some people more quickly think of "streetball" or "playground basketball".

Streetball? Please. This team is efficient (9 turnovers or less in every tournament game), plays swarming lock down defense on the perimeter, passes very well, and has been working the shot clock of late, taking many shots with under 10 seconds to go after a good halfcourt posession. Dont be fooled - these guys are talented, smart, and have a very distinct method to the madness that ensues on the court.

The Pope is rooting for the Tigers. Why? Because watching the Tigers do what we knew they could is so sweet. Because proving the doubters wrong never gets old. Because becoming the first team that Dickie V has picked against incorrectly 5 rounds in a row would be awesome. Because this city needs attention drawn to its fantastic basketball tradition, beyond the negative attention that the Memphis Grizzlies have provided recently. Because watching this team win over basketball royalty would go a long long long way towards breaking the stereotype that only major conference teams can win titles. Because winning unites and brings an often divided city together. Should be a great weekend of basketball. GO TIGERS!! Enjoy the team tribute video




Friday, March 14, 2008

Fightin' Basketball Irish



Yes, its been awhile since Ive posted. Im going to be better about it going forward.


The Irish basketball team has not often been a topic on this blog. However, they managed a fantastic regular season, by any set of standards. After being picked to finish 9th in the Big East, the Irish finished tied for 2nd, earning a bye in the Big East Tournament. Lumbering sopohomore Luke Harangody earned Big East Player of the Year honors, after leading the Big East in points per game and rebounds, becoming the first Irish player since Troy Murphy to accomplish the feat. Mike Brey won his second consecutive Big East Coach of the Year, becoming only the second coach to win back to back COY honors. Definitely successful for any program, much less a football school like Notre Dame.

However, last night the Irish performed as I sadly expected they would, falling in line with each of the last 8 years under Mike Brey. The Irish lost in the 1st round of the Big East tournament, now having lost in the first round 5 of his 8 years at the helm of the Irish. I cannot deny the success in the regular season that Mike Brey has had. But I just do not like our style of play, his style of coaching, or the team's style of losing in the postseason when faced with a relatively decent team.


Maybe I was spoiled by the fire and passion of a young Matt Doherty at Notre Dame my freshman year. I expected our coach and players to have the intensity and grittiness to win close games, or at least die trying. Ive never gotten that feel about our program with Mike Brey at the helm, never. To sum up how I feel - I just feel nothing. I should feel a love and sense of pride in ND basketball, but I really dont. With a diffent coach, I know I would.


Notre Dame will never be a basketball school. Certainly we should contend in the Big East every year, but I realize we are not where the North Carolina's, UCLA's, and Duke's are in college basketball. But how about some more toughness throughout the program, starting with its leader?

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Super Bowl Preview

The Pope enjoys the Super Bowl like everyone else. While most people are focused on the Giants pass rush, Tom Brady, or 19-0 for the Patriots, the Pope is also focused on providing the world with his favorite recipe for Super Bowl Sunday. Here goes:


The Pope's famous Rotel dip >> Nothing is as good with a game on as a big bowl of rotel dip, with tortilla chips (preferably Tostitos Scoops). Here is the very simple recipe: 1 block of Velveeta (original, not any of that fat free sh*t), 2 cans of hot or regular Rotel brand chopped tomotoes, 1 log of sausage, jalepino juice, and tabasco sauce (and of course chips). First, you must brown the sausage in a pan. Cook completely, and make sure to drain as much grease off as you'd prefer. Use tabasco sauce on the meat while it cooks. Next, or really during the meat cooking, put the velveeta, 1.5 cans of Rotel, and about 1/4 cup of jalepino juice into a bowl. Melt the
velveeta in 3 minute intervals in the bowl, pausing to stir throughly after each 3 minute interval. After about 9 minutes of melting the cheese and rotel, its time to put the meat in. Stire, then microwave for 2 minutes twice, stirring after each 2 minute interval. Voila! Dip is ready to eat. Be careful how much tabasco sauce you use on the meat, especially if you buy hot sausage and hot rotel instead of regular for each. The jalepino juice will bring a kick also.


Official Holy Wager for the Super Bowl >>
The Pope has picked the Giants a lot this year on the road and been rewarded. A lot of people are picking the underdog, almost trying to will this to be a close game. The line has moved around a bit, but I agree with the masses. The Giants have a great sense of nothing to lose, and I think the Patriots D will be susceptible to Jacobs/Bradshaw/Burress. If Eli Manning plays well, which I think he will, the G Men will cover. The Giants are going to have to have a pass rush from hell to win though >> Patriots 28 Giants 24
My season record will be updated after the Super Bowl. You can view it in the upper left hand corner. I will summarize it next week. Enjoy the game!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Grizzlies Update - Roundtable with the Pope



The Pope has been doing more Holy things than blogging about the Memphis Grizzlies.However, the Pope recently had an opportunity to have a roundtable with a few Grizzlies insiders. Check it out:




THE POPE >> Thank you all for coming and being in my prescence to discuss the Memphis Grizzlies.

Jerry West, Chris Wallace, Pau Gasol, and Michael Heisley >> Thank you, your eminence (all together)

THE POPE >> Well, first thing is first. Who can explain the team's 10-27 start, the 4th worst record in the league.

ALL >> (silence)

THE POPE >> Well, since no one will step up, I will ask the owner of the team, Michael Heisley. Why the bad start?

Mike Heisley >> I cant figure it out. We have the premier player in the NBA in Pau Gusole, is that how you say his name? Gausel? Whatever his name is. He's so good in the paint that we aren't trading him unless Kobe or Lebron is involved in the deal.

THE POPE >> I doubt the player's name is Gusole or Gausel, and I also doubt that he is very good if you cannot even properly pronounce his name. Your team has other problems as well obviously.

Mike Heisley >> I'm still not trading him.

THE POPE >> Ok, moving along. Jerry West, do you have any thoughts to add?

Jerry West >> I tried to trade Pau Gasol about 20 times in my last two years in Memphis. There were some deals with Chicago nearly done, as well as some deals with the Clippers. Heck, I even had him traded back to Spain for two gallons of Sangria, but Heisley pulled the plug on every deal . . .

Pau Gasol >> Hayyyyyy, thats not fai . . .

Jerry West >> Pau, shut your mouth and sit down! Your eminence, Pau is a big part of the problem, but he's not the only reason.

THE POPE >> What other reasons are there Jerry?

Jerry West >> Brian Cardinal is a premier player in this league, but he hasnt played like it yet in the last 3 years. I know he is though. And we miss Eddie Jones, another premier player in the league.

THE POPE >> I haven't heard of either of them, so again, I doubt they are that good Mr. West. I assume you didnt sign either of these players to long term deals if they are no good?

Jerry West >> (silence) . . . Dont you think thats a bit like answering the question, "When did you stop beating your wife?" ?

THE POPE >> Perhaps. I think you have answered the question already though. Now, on to the current GM, Chris Wallace. Please shed some light on the subject of the Grizzlies.

Chris Wallace >> Mr. West, is it ok if I speak? (wispered) . . . ok . . . Your eminence, I think the move that Jerr . . .err, I mean I made to sign Darko Milicic is a big reason why this team is headed in the right direction.

THE POPE >> Right Direction? Mr. Wallace, is Hell a destination that you would consider "right"?

Chris Wallace >> HAHAHAHHA, good one your eminence. Uh, em, I think that the Grizzlies are getting better with Rudy Gay leading our team in scoring at 19 points per game.

THE POPE >> Im sure this Gay player is fantastic and happy likely. But is 2-8 in your last 10 games really getting better? Why can't someone simply answer my initial question, Why the bad start? Maybe I should just ask the three random Grizz fans I have waiting outside in the corridor.

Wallace, West, Gasol, Heisley >> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE POPE >> Send the three fans in.

(3 fans enter the room)

THE POPE >> I have brought you each here to answer the question, why has the Memphis Grizzlies gotten off to such a bad start this season?

Fan #1 >> Pau sucks

Fan #2 >> Pau sucks

Fan #3 >> Pau sucks

Pau Gasol >> HaAYYY!!! I bust by butt for you guys . . .

Jerry West >> Shut up Pau, they're right.


Well, there you have it folks.

There are numerous things wrong with the Grizzlies. I think Pau is a factor certainly. He is fine offensively, but his defense is absolutely killing this team on the interior. He just doesn't work in the Iavaroni (or Calipari) style of basketball. Brian Cardinal may have been the worst signing in the history of the NBA. Milicic is not rebounding like we had hoped, only averaging 6 per game despite his 7 foot frame. Rudy Gay and Mike Miller are this team, but with only one player playing decent defense, averaging 100 per game means nothing, cuz we are averaging giving up 104.

Lets hope in the second half, that we can trade Pau, and Darko can improve, along with all our young guys (Lowry, Conley Jr., Gay, Hakim Warrick). If we can somehow get to 30 wins for the season (essentially going .500 the rest of the way) it would be a miracle. Im predicting 25-57 record, bettering last years by 3 games (>10%).

Monday, January 14, 2008

Monday Afternoon Mass

The weekend of football was pretty fantastic. Certainly I was rooting for the Colts and the Jaguars, who both lost, which put a slight damper on the weekend. But for a football lover, it was pretty good drama starting in Green Bay on Saturday to Dallas last night.

The Pope went 2-2 with his Holy Wagers, also correctly picking the upset by the Giants of the Cowboys, thus still netting +1 units for the weekend (see updated season tally in upper left hand corner link).

Instead of comments on games that you most certainly watched and/or read about, I will post what I think is the second best touchdown celebration of the entire season (second to Maurice Jones-Drew, in the post below). Brandon Jacobs takes out his celebratory feelings on the play clock. His weapon? The football: